A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to".
The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".
The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside , what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"
God took a deep breath and said, "YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR ON THAT BRIDGE???"
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Topics were either [Excellence/ friendship/ respect], but i thought it was teamwork.*Slams head on wall. removed! ~~06nov. Who bothered to read? Breathe now! Its like a mix of why -im -even -doing -this -overdue -thing and Wall-E/commontest compre? Fyi the scene was in Tampines1 -_-. yeah. old-elderly uncle there. HAHA~ Patience is mooshit
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Away from the lights and musicI couldnt find passion after that. =/ He was like the coolest ever.
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Ordinary people, untwins, seek their soulmate take lovers, marry. Tormented by their incompleteness they strive to be part of a pair. That day lah
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I AM sortof BACK--- AND have difficulty adjusting to keyboard. (EXCUSE for short posts)
Oh look at these aunties.  If you take a closer look, theres a shoe in the background. Prolly a stalker /smart genius. aka _ _ _ _ || _ _ _ (name). LOL Susan Boyle!
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